The Three Crooked Little Pigs
Once upon a time, the wolf an investor was scammed
By a local syndicate of insurance pigs
Who got him to pay for their houses with extra to spare
In debt, he sent a letter asking them to pay
“You little pigs let me get my money”
The pigs sent a letter back
“We got all the money in a leather sack
And you're not getting it back”
So the pigs prepared a plan
They split the money in pans
Running to their new houses to hide
The wolf found a pig who hid in a shack of straw
“Little pig Little pig give me my money back”
“No no you will never get it back”
“Then I will blow you away”
And the wolf took a turbofan jet engine
He invested in turning it on
He blew the house away
Sending the pig running to the next pig's house
Made of a log cabin in the mountains
“Little pig Little pig give me my money back”
“No no you will never get it back”
“Then I will blow you away”
Setting his fan to high
The air smashed the log cabin to the sky
Finally, both of the pigs went to their last house
Made of brick and steel
The wolf came in an angry tone
“Little pig Little pig give me my money back”
“No no you will never get it back”
“Then I will blow you away”
he laughs as he expects the pigs fall
Turning on the fan the building still stands tall
Wolfs last plan he sneaks through the garbage disposal
His plan is so far successful leaving hopeful
The pigs planned a trap falling into their lap
With a clang, the wolf dropped from the garbage disposal
Falling into the trap of boiling water
With a splash and a crash the wolf whimpered
They cackled in laughter
As police sirens bellowed outside.