The things I like are plentiful,

And now I shall name a few.

Because liking things is wonderful,

Both for me and you

I like dogs and cats

And literate rats

Pretty skirts and dresses,

Friendship and nail lacquer

Boys who's clothes are dapper,

And have long curly tresses.

I like pizza and Netflix,

Sci-fi and Chex-Mix

And people who don't make messes.

I like music and pie,

My hair and wi-fi

These are a few of the things I enjoy

Though I may not have them all at my employ