Thanksgiving is a national holiday that's celebrated in the United States;

The dinner that's eaten on Thanksgiving is really great.

I don't give a damn about the holiday, I only give a damn about the food;

Eating Thanksgiving dinner puts me in a good mood.

The first Thanksgiving had occurred in 1637 and I'll tell you why;

The return of white colonial hunters, who massacred 700 red people, was celebrated and that's no lie.

On Thanksgiving, I enjoy eating turkey, macaroni and cheese, and dressing and I'm speaking honestly;

Even though the dinner is awesome, Thanksgiving is still full of shit and always will be.

I avoid giving a damn about Thanksgiving since it's a fucked up holiday;

I only give a damn about the food and that's all I have to say.