I don't even think 

that you have your degree.

you're a terrible teacher

can't you see?

 

you couldn't teach a rock

how to stay in one place

you are completely lost

I can see it on your face

 

Do us all a favor

and quit your job

maybe you'd be better 

if you weren't such a slob

 

This class needs someone

a teacher that can teach

why is that impossible? 

is it so far out of reach?

 

woah woah there sir

you need to slow down

every student in here 

is wearing a frown

 

not everyone is a genius

as you so claim to be

if stupidity was a door

then you would be the key