A supervillain named the Tarantula is terrorizing the fans of President Donald Trump;
The Tarantula is a jerk and a chump.
When Peter Parker finds out what the Tarantula is doing, he changes into Spider-Man, which is swell;
Here are more things that I'll tell.
Spider-Man swings through the air, searching for the Tarantula, which is true;
Finding the Tarantula is what Spider-Man would do.
When the Tarantula sees Spider-Man, he tries to attack the hero, as you can see;
With his spider-sense, Spidey avoids being attacked by the villain and I'm speaking honestly.
Spidey spins a web on the Tarantula and knocks out the villain with a kick;
The Tarantula is also a prick.
President Trump's fans thank Spidey for saving them from the evil fool;
Spidey will always be cool.
Spidey calls the police, so they can arrest the Tarantula, which is smart;
The Tarantula is a master of the martial arts.
When the police arrive to arrest the Tarantula, Spider-Man swings away;
The Tarantula is going to prison and that's all I have to say.