Swipe Right
Swipe
Left, left, left;
My Tinder is a travesty.
Were I ugly, were I beastly,
Off despair I may wean.
Beauty hurts, so they say;
Mine is a great curse.
Embarrassment, hesitation,
These snatch each suitor away,
And those who wish to
Know Psyche
Dread even to look at me.
With Tinder deleted,
My hopes for love fraught,
I was sent to wed one wretched monster.
Zephyr led me to Eros, and
No swipe was needed,
I knew I had found what I sought.