Sweaty Socks
Man, this is gross
Do you ever wash your feet?
I'm down here, keeping your toes warm
And I'm repaid with
A stench so horrid
If I had a nose, it would curl
All day, I have to spend time
With your sweat soaked shoe
Then you slide me across the dirty floor
Adding insult to injury
Oh no, it doesn't end there
Next, you separate me from my mate
I can't work without a partner
Days, I will lay there
Cold, stiff, in need of a bath
Oh, there you go pushing me under the bed
Who knows how long I'll stay there
Finally, your mom will find me
And toss me in the washer
Starting the whole process again
Dude, you should pay me
Then add a bonus