at 5:01 AM in Northern Hemisphere

out of hibernation,
sans mancave, I will climb
eastern standard time,

when calendrical, celestial,
and chronological prime
airy factors mark
onset of temperate clime

mitt, also coincides with
'super worm equinox moon,'
to this Earthling, would appear
no larger than a dime

though ironically enough,
said satellite of Earth

closest to this oblate spheroid
whatever esoteric tidbit may be worth,
yet unwittingly inviting once in a
blue cheese moon opportunity
to espy with naked eye lunar dearth

 

of life, nor feasible conditions
warrant sear - ching colonizing ahoy
by an adventurous space cowboy,

but perhaps convenient
launch pad to employ
entrepreneurial minded profiteers,
whether Jewish or goy
establishing other worldly
getaway to enjoy
 

reprieve, asper burgeoning
hardy madding crowd
populating nearly every square inch,
sans third rock from the sun, a proud
arrogant, defiant, haughty,
et cetera species predominantly cloud
ding, glomming, mucking, et cetera
exploiting courtesy manifest destiny
bajillion year old planet as if endowed
by divine creator to trumpet "FAKE"
supremacy, tis not white in my mind
declaring might equals right unbowed

credo selfishly amassing untold wealth

ideally at expense and health
of every others by fiat, force and stealth
consigning subjects to slavery
in an effort to rule global commonwealth,

 

which self centered
aggrandizement that ball
(pockmarks most visible hall
of the moon tin king)
did not return my call

and thoroughly explains
without rhyme and reason

why what appears as face on lunar surface
actually migrants of Stonehenge vestial wall.

 

No burlesque across the globe

upstages mother nature's emergent style

soundlessly donning and trumpeting

resplendent metaphorical pregnant Gaia,

whose all encompassing bulging robe

magnificently, albeit modestly evinces

matronly dame parading and sauntering,

she intimates readiness to give birth

regarding multitudinous flora and fauna,

whereby swath groundswell of color

and panoply of sound bursts forth.

 

A symphony with terrestrial

ecological community, which life forms abound

via natural laboratory qua nature,

especially at seasonal dawn of spring tide,

where multifarious existence can be found

carving out a figurative zoological niche

in a kaleidoscope of colors and sounds galore

idyllic melodic musical sound

artist palette of rainbow blended sights

assuage auditory and

visual sense pleasures respectively.

 

No gofundme donation required-

unless ye clamor to proffer expense

(toward fame and fortune

concerning one garden variety

long haired pencil necked geek

to regale sensational experience,

but before further lines get read

please be mindful

to take lock, stock, and barrel

of mine existential sponsor,

thus a brief plugged statement to
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Now back to regularly scheduled program

trying to entrance ye dear reader

incorporating titanic and tectonic processes,

(albeit all natural wonders)

constituting eight ways
to build strong bodies

bred courtesy punctuated equilibrium

nudging advantages to outvie

one living thing

versus another organism.

 

Winter of our (collective) discontent

alleviated courtesy pagan earth goddesses

prestidigitation delivering cathartic holistic

and poetic botanical balms,

which salve (age long in the tooth)

psychological wounds.

 

Show stopping stunning performance

stills lovers embrace

long anticipating nonpareil experience,

nevertheless straining credulity

of visual and aural senses,

where collective awed pinterests

silences onlookers evoking

masterpiece rendered still life

among webbed plant and animal species.