Sometimes Cocky

Location

Centripetal force
pullin' me off course
Checkin out my new Porsche
Sippin on some Russian borsch
 

I'm ill, you're diseased
that's chronic
think you need a pill
so you can chill
antibiotic

Now look at how ironic
you just jealous I'm atomic
Look at me like I'm iconic
Spittin' logic
So chaotic
You psychotic

And sittin' on the bench
while I'm just soarin' scorin' hoops
now look whose in the lead, whoops
 

No apologies,
I really ain't no ophthalmologist
but I can SEE you that you got dissed
Now roll the dice, oops Dii
Imma laugh until you cry
back to you' mamma type


Watch out I'm venomous
I'm trēmēndous
Keep your vigilance
Your ignorance
I'm limitless
Tear 'em up like ligaments

You can't touch me -- I'm a cactus
You need some practice
Till I snatches like I'm Bowser
Such wowzer

"Wowzer ain't a word"
Maaan. flip him the bird
'cause I'm like Zues
call me Dr. Suess
one fish, two fish
you're a dooface
I said deuces...

Peace.

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