Cinderella cleans away
Washing, working, chores, no play
Will the prince come save her day?
He would rather eat fillet.
Sleeping Beauty slumbers deep
By her side the faeries weep
Will the prince his promise keep?
He would rather go to sleep.
Snow White in her coffin cold
Glass makes sure she’ll ne’er grow old
Shall he grant a kiss so bold?
He would rather count his gold.
Rapunzel in her castle tall
None dare climb it, lest they fall
Will he come and risk it all?
He would rather play kickball.
We cannot fritter away this life
Waiting for someone to end our strife
Go seek in the world a match to make
Or be happy single, for your sake.
He will not come save your health
You alone can save yourself.