Sharon Carter is a secret agent for S.H.I.E.L.D. and always will be;

On her day off from work, Carter is shopping at a clothing store and I'm speaking honestly.

Carter is enjoying her day off from working;

While shopping, she notices some fat black women shoplifting and twerking.

Carter is also known as Agent 13;

The fat black women, who are shoplifting and twerking, look ugly and mean.

When they run out of the store, Carter follows the evil black hoes;

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When Carter confronts the black bitches, they try to attack her, as you can see;

Carter uses her martial art techniques to beat up the evil fat women and I'm speaking truthfully.

After Carter defeats the black skanks, she calls the cops;

The evil, weave wearing, skanks are full of slop.

When the evil bitches are arrested, Carter goes back into the store to continue shopping and here's something else that I'll say;

Sharon Carter has saved the day.