Selfies are stupid,

You can fight me if you think otherwise,

When people take them in public,

I look at them cross-eyed,

What the fuck are you doing,

Why filters exist, is another damn question,

Filtering yourself is the same as Photoshop,

Fight me if you think not,

I am not a filter,

My voice sounds funny and I’m always hungry,

I have an obsession with donuts,

I would love to try cronuts,

I eat so much you’d think I was a Sumo wrestler,

I hate the gym,

But sometimes love it,

I can be overprotective and bluntly honest,

But that’s always been me,

If you don’t like it then fuck off,

I’m not a filter,

I have a personality.