Salud, Lobo!
After they graduated from high school
And moved out of their parents' house,
Cerdo brothers, Esteban, Rico, and Benny
Set out to build their own house
They built it out of hay, but then Lobo, the wolf who lived nearby,
Sneezed the house away
Up in the sky it went
That bright yellow tent
All the way up tp Heaven where angels are sent
When the Cerdo brothers glared at Lobo,
He shrugged and said, "Sorry, hay gives me hay fever."
So the Cerdos built another house
Out of twigs and sticks
But then Lobo began to sniff
And he wheezed and wheezed with all his might
Finally, he sneezed the house out of sight
When the Cerdos sucked their teeth and looked cross,
Lobo dabbed his nose and said, "I apologize, I'm highly allergic to moss."
So for the rest of the day
The Cerdo brothers tried to build a house
In each possible way
They tried each material in the book
Vines, grass, wood, anything they could find in a crook
But everytime they built and built
Lobo sneezed, and the house would wilt
When the Cerdos collapsed and wailed, "Aye-yi-yi,"
Lobo frowned, shook his head, and said,
"Gee, I guess I'm allergic to everything. Sorry, guys."
Suddenly, out of frustration, Benny scooped some mud off the ground
And threw it in Lobo's face
He yelled, "Why don't you cover your mouth and stop sneezing all over the place?"
Wiping the mud off his face, Lobo gave Benny a smirk
He replied, "I'm sorry I keep on wrecking houses, but you don't have to be such a jerk!"
Before Benny and Lobo could fight any further,
Rico exclaimed, "Hey, Lobo, you're not sneezing!
We can use mud to build our house!"
Lobo, Benny, and Esteban rolled on the ground and laughed
Esteban giggled, "Benny, my bud, it is far too impossible to build a house out of mud."
Benny replied, "Of course not, silly. We'll use the mud to make bricks."
So the four of them went to work
On shaping the mud into bricks
Then they left them out in the sun
When they were dry, they built the house
And painted it until it looked as pretty as a blouse
After they were done, the Cerdos said,
"Let's go inside and have ourselves some fun."
Then they looked at Lobo and said,
"Why don't you come live with us? You've been a great help,
And by staying here, you'll be safe from your allergens."
Lobo smiled and gushed, "Thanks, I would love to live with you!
We'll be the best of roomates, and the best of friends, too!"
And the four of them lived happily ever after.