Famous among the gods 

His chances of being burned alive held high odds

Cursed with being delicious and “blessed” with immortality

Caused poor Sæhrímnir to lose his sanity

His body could feed every warrior in Valhalla and it did

But if he were to be in our contemporary world he would bring joy to every kid

He would be recognized as the pig from Charlotte's Web every day 

His inspiration would light up broadway

Porky pig would be inspired by him

And his pockets would have so much money to be filled to the brim

No longer will he be recognized as the eternal meal of the Norse 

Instead, he would be the most famous animal to live even more recognized than any dog, cat, or horse

Quickly becoming viral daily

His power of speech would overthrow any man playing a ukelele 

Sæhrímnir the daily meal no more

Sæhrímnir the eternally famous boar