You, over there, you got something you'd like to say?

You've got more rolls than a Swedish bakery.

Is that so? Heat me up and rub me with butter.

I was raised in a big family,

filled with big meals, where you ate til you were about to burst.

Hams, Mashed Potatoes, Butter Beans, Greens doused in grease. Four different kinds, in fact. 

So I am naturally very large, Very. VERY. Large. 

But, Honey, does it look like I give a damn? If I look like a damn roll then I guess you are what you eat is a factual statement. I'll take another. Pass me the butter. 

Can I get an Amen?