Lady, it's time for you to retire.

You must have been born in the dark ages because your attitude kills like the Black Plague.

You trample over kids' feelings like Black Friday shoppers trample over people unfortunate enough to get in their way.

You stamp out dreams like an elephant stamps on a mouse.

You dish out embarassment like the lunch lady dishes out slop.

You holler inceasantly like a baby hollers for a poopy diaper change.

You destroy innocence like an A-bomb destroys towns.

You annihilate originality like Hitler annihilated Jews.

You clearly hate kids and kids clearly hate you,

so do everyone a favor and RETIRE.