A wizard climbed in through a tunnel

He broke with with quite a struggle

I knew he was a wizard because I’m a muggle

“Well hi” I said in a tone quite sarcastic

His curiosity ran amuck

He wanted to see my rubber duck

And wondered how bubble gum got unstuck

After explaining, he exclaimed “fantastic!’

I knew he had to return to Diagon Alley

He wanted me go to Little Hangleton Valley

And present myself in a grand finale

But he could tell I was unenthusiastic