Quiz Bowl
I chose team B.
I know you won't believe me.
But I had a choice of who I could be
And I made the right one, as far as I see.
Team A has a captain who's handsome and tall
and answers without any effort at all.
The one on his left is both cunning and quick
And for every problem, he knows there's some trick
Back to the right is a math whiz for sure.
His record's uncanny and like to endure.
On this awesome team there's just one final space
And I was the one that who was given it's place.
Yet I turned them down as by now you all know,
And I'm glad that I did, 'cause their mirth's all a show.
They don't have no fun! They ain't played in no snow!
Who's with you means more than the places y'all go.