PARODY: Where the aisle ends
There is a grocery store where the aisle never ends
And before the dairy section begins,
And there the boxes are stacked horizontally and vertically,
And there the tiles are stained russet,
And there my stomach growls from hunger
To the many different options.
Let us leave this store where my lack of eating lunch
haunts me
and the candy tempt me to open and chew.
Past the row of the chips where he saturated fats call my name
We shall power walk with a speed fast enough to get home so
I can eat,
And watch where aisle markers lead us
To the store where the aisle ends.
Yes we shall power walk with a speed fast enough to get home so
I can eat,
And watch where aisle markers lead us.
For I know, my stomach growls, and my family,
They know and have heard my stomach
The store where the aisle never ends.