hypocrites! If you look up the definition you'll find
"A person who indulges in hypocrisy"
Okay, well thank you, Google.
So if you look up the definition of "hypocrisy," you find it is
"The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs
To which one's own behavior
Does not conform."
SHHHH, be quiet. Now let me talk some more.
Hypocrisy is committing the action
You specifically just told someone
Not to take.
Shouting "everyone better be in the car" but realizing
Just as soon as it slips,
You have to pee.
Oh but don't worry, you're in charge,
Give yourself some slack.
Go to the bathroom and on your way back
Make sure to heat up some mac but don't lose
Track of time. The rest of us
Here waiting for you
Are most certainly assured that the color of
Your chosen flip flops
Will factor the outcome of our soon to be taken,
Four hour test.
Because when those darn test makers ask
How many blue and red marbles I may take out of a bag
Compared to those of green, well I promise
The extra sandwich you made for the car
The universal philosophy on whether or not
This problem is solvable.
Hypocritical behaviors are just a side effect of realizing
That you most certainly are better than
Everyone else around you,
So don't worry because federal law
Does not apply to you.
No, don't pay attention to the cars behind you,
But goodness! The light is green! Let’s GO.
Don’t you know, nobody likes a car
That doesn't stay aware? You must ALWAYS
Have other drivers in mind.
As I've heard,
The adult life, really shows
What you should and
Shouldn’t have done, as a teenager.
And since it may be
30 years later for you and you already
Experienced all that you wanted to,
What you did in high school is gone, and now
You see the things you did as a kid were of
Pure evil and disgrace.
But they're really not in either one of those categories.
If you're happy now,
Then you must know
That every decision you have previously made
Directly brought you to this state
And without those little things
That you were told
Were "bad for you,"
You wouldn't be standing wherever you are,
With whoever you're with,
Doing whatever you're doing, but
You’d be thinking,
"What if I had been a hypocrite?"