Rapunzel was a free woman
Who had courage, beauty, and smarts.
But she desired an opportuniy, so she went looking
For a degree in the liberal arts.
She applied to her nearest college
And studied as much as she could
But although she acquired knowledge
She borrowed more money than one should.
When she earned her degree but couldn't find a job
The debt collectors chased her
One of them caught her as she began to sob
And locked her inside of a tower.