There was a whipper snapper

He dressed oh so dapper

With the class of a 1920s flapper

He said, “Hey!”

And the horse responded…

“Neigh.”

Oh the power of a young whipper snapper

The ladies loved ye ol whipper snapper

He would perform and they would clapper, and clapper

With all the might of 200 young whipper snappers

The horse’s rider said,

“Why, how rare to see such a dapper whipper snapper!

I could ride my horse here or there

But anywhere is everywhere

With such a dapper whipper snapper”