Its my first day on the job

At Transylvania Co.

No on here is human

But I still give everyone a nod

Dracula and a wearwolf are talkin bout the 'hawks game

I was like "oh my God"

Some other vampire is all wired on Red Bull

Said he needed energy for work

I swear i'm getting my leg pulled

The janitor walks in, it was who else but Frankenstein

"This situation is completely smoked" I say

When, if ever, will they draw the line

Steve from accounting is literally a goblin

"How does this even happen?" I ask

As this greenish manifestation of scary walks in

A$AP Rocky was playing over the speakers in the backround

Starting salary is $1million annually

Later, I gotta go to work now.