My name is Jacob

I dont wear make-up

I am a man

I dont live in a van

I need money

For my honey

I see fog

I need a job

I am special

I like to wrestle

I am really skinny

I only have a penny

I am not rich

I make a mean sandwich

Im going to lose my honey

Cause I got no money

Give me your cash

I dont want to dine and dash

This is all I have for you

I am a lame dude