Oh, your white gloves match perfectly with mine.

And our same desirable big, round ears,

To listen every melodious whine,

As nature made us perfect among peers.

My heart will never replace you with them,

My neighbors, my sidekicks, my friends, my dog.

Feisty and outspoken, you are a gem.

Sweet and smart, you guide me through a great fog.

Saving me every day, damsel distressed,

My rescue boat floats from euphoria.

You don’t drown, hence my state of never-stressed.

My love, our bond, stronger than shorea.

You are my Daisy to my Donald Duck.

With you in my life, it will never suck.