The supervillain named Mephisto uses his magic for evil, as you can see;

This demon is using his magic to turn the good and righteous pregnant women into sinful pregnant bitches and I'm speaking honestly.

Mephisto's magic is making the sinful pregnant bitches choose to get an abortion and that's a fact;

Whoever believes that abortions are wonderful is smoking a lot of crack.

When Thor and Spider-Man hear the news of what Mephisto is doing, they team up to battle the demon, which is great;

Righteousness is something that Mephisto really hates.

When Thor and Spidey find Mephisto, they immediately battle their foe;

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Spidey spins a web on Mephisto's eyes;

Thor immediately uses his mystical hammer, Mjolnir, to destroy the demon's physical form, which is wise.

When Mephisto's physical form is destroyed, the sinful pregnant bitches have turned back into good and righteous pregnant women, which is true;

The good and righteous pregnant women have avoided getting an abortion because they know that it's a sinful thing to do.

Since Mephisto's physical form has been destroyed, he's back in his domain regenerating and reforming and here's something else that I'll say;

Thor and Spider-Man have saved the day.