The Math Witch

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All the lady does is yell

My ears might be bleeding

She casts a spell

Sends us to hell

As if we were some heathens

 

I do not care about alegebra or trig

Or even logarithms

Im going to flip

I don't give a shit

I throw my papers on long division

 

I stand on the desk so everyone can see

And begain to start my raid

I make fun of her teeth

And call her ugly

And tell her I hope she gets aids

 

This little woman at 5 foot 2

Makes mathematics royally suck

So I look into

Her eyes of blue

And tell her to go jump in front of a truck

 

 

 

 

 

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