Mary had a little lamb,

His fleece was white as snow

The little lamb, we'll call hin Stan.

Starred at a livestock show.

Mary who was in school, you know,

To pass a cooking class,

Served Young Stanley-Under-Glass,

with a hint of lemongrass.

Moral:

Mary had a little lamb, 

His shanks they were a winner,

Mary took first place in cooking class,

And ate poor Stan for dinner.