Man, pizza is just great

Mon, 02/26/2018 - 14:12 -- LexieR

Man, pizza is just great

Like its really really good

Like nothing you could ever do would be like your first bite of pizza

Except maybe a litter of puppies 

Not eating the puppies, you monster

But snuggling with them and letting them play on you

But back to pizza

The soft warmth that it emits from its cardboard coffin

Like it's alive, which is also kind of terrible because you're about to eat it

The immediate satisfaction that comes with the first bite 

Then the little guilt that you push down with more pizza

Because you deserve to eat that slice of pizza

You are an amazing human that deserves all pizza

Pizza that you can put anything on top of

Like pepperoni, cheese, mushrooms, and anchovies

Except for pineapple, some things can but shouldn't go on pizza

Man, pizza is just great

This poem is about: 
Me

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