What's life to an adolescent paradox?
I'm a nonconformist. I don't give in to the orthodox.
I'm a conformist. There's always a trademark logo on my clothes.
I'm antisocial. No one appreciates my archaic prose.
I'm social. I enjoy the company of a fellow critic.
I'm pessimistic. This realist mentality has turned me into a cynic.
I'm optimistic. I persevere, therefore will never submit.
This is life to a teenage hypocrite.