Once wished for pet puppy Invited to a party once
Drove the road that was bumpy I did the worst stunts
Got in a car crash Broke my girlfriend’s arm
My dog smash She didn’t like my charm

Once wished for a blue bike Slam the door went
Tire tore from a spike Alone my time spent
Tripped, fell it broke Broke up with me too
Fell in water, now I’m soaked Now I drink Mountain Dew

Wished for a pretty lady to stay Which tastes like green stew
At the beach one sunny day Looked at the can overdue
Woman fell in my lap dead Got food poisoning the next day
To the hospitals she fled To the hospital on a Friday

Once wished for a decent job Once got into a fight
Had a boss who was a slob Down to the ground that night
Worked overtime on Saturdays It was my exgirl’s boyfriend
I have seen better days He was also my best friend

Got fired one Thursday Just my luck when I got a wife
Because I didn’t stay Accidently cut her with a knife
Doing overtime Divorced and went to jail
Wasn’t a crime The wall talks to me in brail