Jenn
Darling you left my heart in pieces on the floor
So tell me why
The inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma
Because I saw your face and wow
Its over 9000!
It must be the best day ever
Because I have gazed into the nipples of the future
These meddling kids aren’t meddling
And for god fucking sakes the villain was finally Red Herring
But then the fire nation attacked L
So come with me as I Diglett Dig
To ride on the Magic School bus
In search of Carmen Sandiego
Who lost herself somewhere in the digital world
But who wouldn’t when Digimon are the champions
And if I catch em all I will become a master, right?
But I prefer you refrain from speaking in
Leedle, leedles, rada radas, pika pikas…
No Spongebob it’s Italian
What the lump?
Where’s Dora when I need her?
Never mind it’s Adventure Time
It’s Pizza time
It’s clobbering time
No! It’s slobbering time…?
HOW IN THE H ARE WE GOING TO FIX THIS S?
Well, when in doubt pinkies out guys
That includes random encounters with Super Toilets… So much clogging…
Or a hyper intelligent mouse trying to take over the world
Evil Beware… We have waffles
Just remember, that killing is badong
Take Flats for instance
For Flats was the real victim
A victim of a society that’s riding down a violent road to nowhere
A road I like to call
Violence Road
Perhaps Flats would have been better off if he was gnodab
I guess Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...
Because they clearly looked at our crotches when we synchronized our watches
And take it from me
Hamboning will save your life one day
And well if you don’t like it
Then you can pass the blunt to the nigga on the left
Oh and ONE MORE THING!
Because there must be a reason why
These cartoon quotes are all collaborated together
Well its simple really, you see
Rocko taught me
That garbage day can be a dangerous day
Ash taught me
That I could be the very best, that no one ever was
Yugi Moto taught me
That if I put my heart in the cards
I could never be defeated
Link taught me
That action speak louder than words
Count taught me to Count
Stoop Kid taught me
How hard it can be to take the next step in life
Buzz, Woody and the gang taught me
Just how precious our childhood is
Mario taught me
To stay away from drugs
Tommy, Chucky, Phil and Lil taught me
That we are born with an exceptional capacity for creativity
Phineas and Ferb taught me
That we are born with an exceptional capacity for innovation and creation
Spongebob taught me
That with perseverance and dedication
I could get the job I wanted
That there are not enough Squidward’s
To discourage me
And not enough anchovies
To stop me
That with imagination
I could make an adventure out of a cardboard box
Dora taught me
That with a little repetition
A little repetition
Un poco de repiticion
I could learn a second language
Ni-Hao Kai-Lan taught me
That with a little more
I could learn a third
Skyrim then taught me
The power of knowing a foreign language
Mulan taught me
How to be a man
Even if it meant to be as swift as a coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
To be mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Finn and Jake taught me
That all the time is Adventure Time!
And My Little Pony taught me
That Friendship is indeed Magic !
But Society…
Society taught me
That creativity is worthless
That being wrong meant I was stupid
That a Radical Boy,
Talking wallabies and
a plumber saving a princess
Would teach me nothing
That dreams are for those without a future
That numbers are the predictor of my future
My remote
Taught me that they were wrong