Jenn

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 20:26 -- Jayfox7

Darling you left my heart in pieces on the floor

So tell me why

The inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma

Because I saw your face and wow

Its over 9000!

It must be the best day ever

Because I have gazed into the nipples of the future

These meddling kids aren’t meddling

And for god fucking sakes the villain was finally Red Herring

But then the fire nation attacked L

 

So come with me as I Diglett Dig

To ride on the Magic School bus

In search of Carmen Sandiego

Who lost herself somewhere in the digital world

But who wouldn’t when Digimon are the champions

And if I catch em all I will become a master, right?

 

But I prefer you refrain from speaking in

Leedle, leedles, rada radas, pika pikas…

No Spongebob it’s Italian

What the lump?

Where’s Dora when I need her?

Never mind it’s Adventure Time

It’s Pizza time

It’s clobbering time

No! It’s slobbering time…?

HOW IN THE H ARE WE GOING TO FIX THIS S?

 

Well, when in doubt pinkies out guys

That includes random encounters with Super Toilets… So much clogging…

Or a hyper intelligent mouse trying to take over the world

Evil Beware… We have waffles

 

Just remember, that killing is badong

Take Flats for instance

For Flats was the real victim

A victim of a society that’s riding down a violent road to nowhere

A road I like to call

Violence Road

Perhaps Flats would have been better off if he was gnodab

 

I guess Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...

Because they clearly looked at our crotches when we synchronized our watches

And take it from me

Hamboning will save your life one day

And well if you don’t like it

Then you can pass the blunt to the nigga on the left

Oh and ONE MORE THING!

Because there must be a reason why

These cartoon quotes are all collaborated together

Well its simple really, you see

 

Rocko taught me

That garbage day can be a dangerous day

Ash taught me

That I could be the very best, that no one ever was

Yugi Moto taught me

That if I put my heart in the cards

I could never be defeated

 

Link taught me

That action speak louder than words

Count taught me to Count

Stoop Kid taught me

How hard it can be to take the next step in life

Buzz, Woody and the gang taught me

Just how precious our childhood is

Mario taught me

To stay away from drugs

 

Tommy, Chucky, Phil and Lil taught me

That we are born with an exceptional capacity for creativity

 

Phineas and Ferb taught me

That we are born with an exceptional capacity for innovation and creation

Spongebob taught me

That with perseverance and dedication

I could get the job I wanted

That there are not enough Squidward’s

To discourage me

And not enough anchovies

To stop me

That with imagination

I could make an adventure out of a cardboard box

 

Dora taught me

That with a little repetition

A little repetition

Un poco de repiticion

I could learn a second language

Ni-Hao Kai-Lan taught me

That with a little more

I could learn a third

Skyrim then taught me

The power of knowing a foreign language

 

Mulan taught me

How to be a man

Even if it meant to be as swift as a coursing river

With all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

To be mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Finn and Jake taught me

That all the time is Adventure Time!

And My Little Pony taught me

That Friendship is indeed Magic !

 

But Society…

Society taught me

That creativity is worthless

That being wrong meant I was stupid

That a Radical Boy,

Talking wallabies and

a plumber saving a princess

Would teach me nothing

That dreams are for those without a future

That numbers are the predictor of my future

My remote

Taught me that they were wrong

 

 

 

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