
It's Only Platonic
Disney princess movies in a nutshell:
A helpless princess without a brain is trapped in a tower
An attractive prince, who somehow found the tower, comes to save the day
The hero complex occurs
They get married in a day
and it somehow works out
without them truly knowing each other.
Then the crime Disney movies
where the princess is a strong independent woman,
but she always falls in love with her
macho, crime-fighting husband.
Maybe she should consider that
just because the guy saved her life doesn't mean
that they're perfect for each other.
Platonic love is truly is the best love.
It's the love where you don't need physical attraction
or the touch of someone's lips,
so you know you really love them.
Maybe Disney can learn how to be more realistic.