Incompatible Hobbies
If you want to look up and study the stars
To delve deep in the darkness of space up on high
By far the best time to see Saturn or Mars
Is to wait until there’s a full moon in the sky.
There’s a general consensus ranging far and wide
That for all stargazers, wherever you are
If there’s a full moon, then you should be outside
(Just not if you’re also a werewolf.)