If you call me ugly,

I'll remember every time someone told me I wasn't.

If you call me fat,

I'll remember every piece of clothing that fits.

If you call me a tight ass,

I'll remember every time I went with the flow.

If you call my chest small,

I remember that I'm a D which is three times the size of the girl you're trying to get to put out.

When you call me unhappy things,

I remember that I'm happy,

and I don't have to suffer like you.