If only, Mulan, you kept your long silky hair
You could be Rapunzel, not a soldier in despair
Look at her shiny golden locks
Meanwhile, you’re surrounded by cocks
If only, Mulan, you weren’t so brave
Do you want to end up in a grave?
Leave all the fighting for the men
Put down your sword, you’re a hen
If only, Mulan, you lived in a tower
You’d be a delicate little flower
You wouldn’t be lonely, in agony
Look at Rapunzel over the balcony
If only, Mulan, you’d listen to me
We’re women, can’t you see?
We’re not buff or good enough
You’re only a diamond in the rough
Mulan, Mulan, you’re finally listening
The tears upon your cheeks are glistening
Take my hand, you’ll soon understand
Women don’t make the law of the land
Mulan, Mulan, let down your hair
Let us see your soft skin, nice and fair
Those almond brown eyes
You’re above all, rise!