“I’m really sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but no we don’t care about your brain or ideas it’s all just incomprehensible babble going from ear to ear

All that matters to us it’s all we dream about

And the guys and some of the girls in here know what I’m talking about…

Those nice long legs thick juicy thighs and big tender breasts

Yes I’m talking about you…

Chicken”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

“You see

I have a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross the road without their motives being                 questioned
I have a dream that one day everyone will know the chicken came before the egg

I have a dream that Tyson will once again be a boxer and not something you bake in your oven

I have a dream that one day we will not corrupt our eggs by making them deviled

I have a dream that the roosters will come home to roost while the chickens come home to roast

I have a dream that we will not lose another egg do to expiration dates

I have a dream that there will be chicken doctors and nurses construction workers and lawyers and they              won’t just be limited to making chicken wraps

I have a dream that one day the Chick-fil-a cows that think we should eat more chicken will be delivered onto the hands of justice and prosecuted for their redundancy because we already know and we’re doing the best we can dammit!

I have a dream that we play all day in the pool a good game of Marco Pollo

I have a dream that one day we will all write in the beautiful script of chicken scratch

I have a dream of that chicken-hearted man who will give me all the C.T.L.C I need Chicken Tender Love and Care

I dream of the day when chicken is elated to its proper place of glory alongside the compliment of women who love to be called chicks

I dream chicken too will be a term of endearment

I have a dream that we don’t go to bed with the chickens but that we eat them before bed its true

and having chicken eggs in my bed in the morning sunny side or up scrambled will do

I have a dream that we pay the chicken feed deserved because paying a lot for no spring chicken is absurd

And I wouldn’t dream of counting the chickens before they’ve hatched because I’m having a hard enough time counting the pieces of chicken in this bag

And I know that he screams and she screams they all scream for ice cream

But I scream for chicken wings

Running around like a chicken with its head cut off who had time to record such a trawl

Not Bojangles or Chick-fil-a they had better things to resolve like “How much should people pay for chicken?” “How much should it cost?”

So you see it doesn’t matter about your head or brain

Your legs thighs and breasts is what it’s all about and at the end of the day it’s all we care about

And for being such angels we earned those chicken wings

Amen let the choir sing

So you see my dream is achievable if we all work together and believe

I dream

Chicken will ever last!

Everlast!

Pray to God almighty chicken will ever last!”