Stop Tweeting your hashtag, trending crap. Man I don't understand Twitter.

Poeple glued to their phone like some kind of symbiotic creature that cannot be torn away 

even if they tried. Friends around me have become a flock of annoying birds tweeting

away. Like drug addicts looking for a fix refreshing their page to see if their favorite

celebrity tweeted their thoughts to the masses. "Come on Katy Perry I just need a fix, come

on just one picture of your chiuawas shoes. I used to be a lawyer!" I got a twitter and tried it

to see what the hype was but it was boring because the people I followed "weren't the

right ones." I don't want to sound  like I'm already some old bitter man. I have a facebook, love YouTube, and Spotify is the

greatest invention next to clean water.

But Twitter I'll  never understand.