Some may say I am a bore, but I am the senor.

They call me senor

Because I’m a bore

I’m in love with a whore

But I make her snore

She hits me and punches me

But to no avail

I will still love her

When she calls me a snail

Because I am the senor

And i am fantastic

my mother adores me

I eat only plastic

You may not like me 

Or know me at all

But I am the best one

I am the senor