im gay as fuck i want to die thats why i wrote this poem at 3 am

im a hopeless horny guy

next to my anime pillow, at night i cry

she blushes at me, she's shy 

my willy a sword, flung out high

she took it in, she took it dry

releasing it all, like a cannon shooting in the sky

she moaned out a long, sharp battle cry

i released it, finishing all of my supply

I shivered of fear as my mother walked by

she shouted Billy 

To my orders did you defy 

No ma your just dreaming, or on weed you're too high

your son Billy is not sleeping with his doll and lube by.

gang weed holy it's the cleanest, guacamole nigga penis