How to Write a Song
**This is (instructions) for all those Billboard Top Ten celebrities who sing the same old songs about partying and love and lust over the same old tired drum machine beats. This is for the musicians of old, who wrote and performed thier music without computer-generated noise or Autotune. This is for people like me who are dying to hear something on the radio that doesn't numb thier ears.
Start with a rap
rythmic & ryhming
complaining
and a techno beat
then cut to the autotuned run refrain.
Make it obnoxious
Its a parody
Hit a rap bridge, the repeating nasal chorus
and let it die.
It'll die anyway.
After a moment of
pure silence
start with one note
rich and filling
bring in two more for the chord.
And start into a melody
gorgeous
hman-made
unstained
by machines
Let the lyrics come
slowly yet surely
don't force it
don't waste a single breath.
It should be light-footed poetry
flowing and dancing
and conveying meaning with every movement,
knowing when to step back and let the music speak.
The song should live.
And if it is good, it will not die,
but merely conclude gracefully,
leaving us wistful
until it is played again.
again
Again.