1    How to make hot sausages.

2  Pry open a box of Jimmy Dean

3  frozen sausages with a butter knife.

4  Put as many as you can carry

5  in one hand into a small

6  microwave-safe bowl. After

7  inserting the bowl into

8  your 1100 watt microwave

9  by shimmying onto the countertop,

10  set the timer for fifteen minutes and

11  press start.

12  Patiently wait 5

13  or 6 minutes

14  and then notify your family of the

15  smoke in the kitchen.