Hey teacher, hey teacher
why do u hate me?
Why is it that you
are acting so mean?
You know, Im a good student
Im getting straight A`s
but you`re giving me B`s
cause everyone got that today.
Remember tha time
those two girls pushed me to the dirt?
I ended with a Hitler mustache scar
just cause they were jerks!
My mouth got full of dirt
and my pants I peed
and even after that
they didn`t say "Forgive me please"
You didnt tell them "stop it"
You didn`t tell them "freeze"
yet you tell me to say "sorry
forgive me please"
I don`t know what`s your problem
You`re smashing all my life.
And to think you were only part
of half my fifth grade life.