Hey Ms. Smith, how are you?
If you ask me, I'm feeling blue
I see the wheels turnin' in your brain
Thinking of new ways to cause us pain
Our pencils move fast; our hands cramp up
We asked for breaks with no such luck!
You give us F's for sloppiness,
F's for slack,
F's for having the wrong backpacks.
F's for disruptions,
F's for sagging pants,
F's for forgetting to raise our hands!
So tell me, you loving teacher
Why do you fail us so?
My GPA is getting weaker,
This mess has to go!