Help

I prayed to God for some guidance

But he never got back to me.

I asked Satan for some help

But I couldn't afford his fee.

 

I visited a synagogue, as well as a mosque

I tried to call up the Pope.

It seemed that no God was available to talk

All they could offer me was hope.

 

I drove all the way to the Buddhist Temple

But no one would say a thing.

I scoured the internet for information

And when Google didn't work I even tried Bing.

 

I thought I'd try my local officials.

I walked into the Mayor's office

But the bureaucracy scared me away.

The paperwork for this was tremendous.

 

I called up the president

Of the US of A

But his secretary said

He was busy until next May.

 

I couldn't think of whom else to ask.

It seemed that I was on my own.

I had no lifelines left

No friends to phone.

 

7 billion people on the Earth

7 billion souls.

6,999,999,999 who were all too busy.

I was, and always will be under my own control.

Comments

Need to talk?

If you ever need help or support, we trust CrisisTextline.org for people dealing with depression. Text HOME to 741741