Oh Hedley Kow,

You’ve done it again,

You made another great commercial somehow!

I’m glad you love Chick-fil-A,

And you can turn into a talking cow in his cow pen,

So you can tell people to eat chicken everyday!

Now we need you to do us a favor,

Could you please turn into a hen,

And promote our new mac & cheese?

Oh please Hedley Kow,

You’d be a lifesaver...