I came to your class 3 minutes late 

Now you making a fool of me in front of my peers

And soon detention is what you will sneer

Why are you so cruel?

Have a heart teacher

Yesterday you farted twice as you pass by my chair

The odor was awfully foul

But all I did was sadly scowl

 I didn't make a fool out of you

Have a heart teacher

You strictly lecture students about paying attention

Because when you hear snoring

Out come your wooden ruler soaring

And before we know it our buns are red and blue

Have a heart teacher

 I saw you sleeping during meetings

Your saliva was flowing

And your snot bubble growing

You didn't pay attention too

Have a heart teacher

If next time you are still mean 

I will definately make a scene!