Hansel and Dreadful
Once upon a time
In a land not so far away
There lived a man and his wife and their two teenage kids.
Hansel and Gretel
Had both failed math class
And so they decided to take up the issue with their teacher.
Being truly troublesome
And just a tiny bit mean
They cast a spell to banish her to a candy cottage in the forest.
Their plan was perfect
And their teacher was forever gone
But then their mother found out and something had to be done.
So they took their mother
Out on a little trip
And fed her to their witchy math teacher.
The father knew
That something was wrong
And turned to the kids' guidance counselor to help.
The two hatched a plan
To rid themselves of the kids
By feeding them to the very monster they had created.
So they took the kids
On a walk through the forest
Making sure they had no way back home.
Their plan was perfect too
But the kids were smart
And before long they will be getting their revenge.
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