Gwyneth Paltrow

Is it any wonder Apple is the name of her child?
If Apple ate a candy bar, Gwyneth's bound to go wild.
Mommy dearest won't let her darlings have any fun.
Imagine all the fun they'll have the second they turn twenty-one.

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