The son in-law had just recieved a very strong worded assult from his mother in-law

As she lived many miles away she'd used the phone to say he was up to something as

he was never home.

He paused and then replied,

If working 12 hours a day "GUILTY"

If working 7 days aweek  "GUILTY"

If putting every penny on the table, never buying anything for myself "GUILTY"

No social life "GUILTY"

Loving and providing for my wife and kids  "GUILTY"

Your right im up to trying hard and im  "GUILTY" As charged.